Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:
Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…
Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.
I have one of these cases that has lasted to this day as a nickname: Dedwards. Pronounced, Dead-wards, or occasionally Deb-wards.
Even better was that Ohio State does a thing where your name is followed by a dot and whatever number of person with that last name you are in the system. I was lucky enough to be the 420th Edwards since OSU began to use email. Yeahhhh.
I had a friend at a college which used the same first-letter-of-first-name/full last name email. His name was Tristan Estes.